“How much do you want to bet I’m going to accuse Wikipedia of actually plagiarizing me?” Continue reading
By “Omnibus,” I mean we plagiarized a little from everybody.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
When you think about it, plagiarism is kind of the highest form of flattery.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
Great leader, where is the blog post you promised on 23 reasons women should marry by age 7? @KirkCEO
— grendel (@DreadGrendel) April 26, 2016
In my Kirk, parishioners ask their Pastor’s permission to report crime to the police.
And people call us a cult.
Sheesh.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 23, 2016
I’m very concerned about food idolatry. Also I wed child molesters. #thingsthatmakemetick
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 20, 2014
I tell you, open your eyes & look at the Logos field house! The bleachers are full of kids needing safety from the pedophiles I protect.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 18, 2016
I went straight into the Navy. When I got out, I was bent as a corkscrew.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 16, 2016
When you help protect men in positions of power instead of protecting children, you participate in one of the lowest forms of cowardice.
— Wesley Petersen (@OdinsMessengers) April 15, 2016
Hurting someone weaker than yourself doesn’t make you strong anymore than picking up a helium balloon makes you a powerlifter.
— Wesley Petersen (@OdinsMessengers) April 14, 2016
Powerful men who profess Christ & then protect predators belong where Jesus said: in the bottom of the ocean, millstones around their necks.
— Natalie Greenfield (@NatalieGfield) April 9, 2016
Doug Wilson, the Defender of Boogie Men, puts on a conference on sexuality. His arrogance knows no boundaries. https://t.co/TaOdjmKEXH
— Natalie Greenfield (@NatalieGfield) April 9, 2016
#Imachristianbut I hate a lot of people, especially gays.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
#imachristianbut the South ought to rise again.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
#imachristianbut I wed child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
Marrying child molesters #thingsimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
Plagiarizing a book that tells lies about #Southernslavery #thingsimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
Promising a cathedral for 15 years and only delivering Anselm House #stuffimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
Faithful pastors wed child molesters. Say it with me, Kirkers.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 29, 2016
God, I hope you crush the head of anyone who doesn’t agree with me like a grape. #imprecatoryprayer
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 23, 2015
God, make people who talk about how I helped protect child molesters in my Kirk curl up and dry out like dead insects. #imprecatoryprayer
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 23, 2015
@NatalieGfield @CalebASweazey @MoscowIdahoUSA Let’s face it, he’s the Donald Trump of reformed fundamentalism.
— Boz Tchividjian (@BozT) February 29, 2016
@BozT @NatalieGfield @CalebASweazey @MoscowIdahoUSA — but wait . . . doesn’t @BozT teach at Liberty, a college whose prez endorsed Trump?
— Douglas Wilson (@douglaswils) March 3, 2016
@douglaswils @BozT @CalebASweazey @MoscowIdahoUSA @NatalieGfield we understand your role in the rapes by your seminary student then?
— Ryan Sather (@ryansather) March 3, 2016
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