@KirkCEO: “God, make people who talk about how I helped protect child molesters in my Kirk curl up and dry out like dead insects.”

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  1. This isn’t even satire, it’s just paraphrasing a bunch of stuff Doug has actually said. It evokes the sort of hysterical laughter of a man bound for a straitjacket.

  2. “If anybody I imprecatory-prayed against winds up in Heaven with me, I will be beyond pissed.”

    Unless God grants Doug faith and repentance at some point it won’t happen.

  3. Furthermore, what kind of deranged psychopath equates the supposed “original sin” of a child with the deliberate and calculated predation of a depraved pedophile?

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