@KirkCEO: “God, make people who talk about how I helped protect child molesters in my Kirk curl up and dry out like dead insects.”
God, I hope you crush the head of anyone who doesn’t agree with me like a grape. #imprecatoryprayer
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 23, 2015
God, make people who talk about how I helped protect child molesters in my Kirk curl up and dry out like dead insects. #imprecatoryprayer
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 23, 2015
Dear God, today please help me destroy lots more rebellious people with a baseball bat. I mean, pots! #imprecatoryprayer
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 27, 2015
.@ChristKirkIdaho Totally wrong view to take. We’ll be damning them in the imprecatory prayers. #andfiringwhateversecretarywrotethis
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 9, 2015
Imprecatory prayer hasn’t been working the way I thought it would work lately.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 11, 2015
Gay people. I think about them constantly, and I hate them. And I write about them constantly. And I imprecatory-pray against them.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 23, 2016
If anybody I imprecatory-prayed against winds up in Heaven with me, I will be beyond pissed.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 5, 2016
This isn’t even satire, it’s just paraphrasing a bunch of stuff Doug has actually said. It evokes the sort of hysterical laughter of a man bound for a straitjacket.
“If anybody I imprecatory-prayed against winds up in Heaven with me, I will be beyond pissed.”
Unless God grants Doug faith and repentance at some point it won’t happen.
Furthermore, what kind of deranged psychopath equates the supposed “original sin” of a child with the deliberate and calculated predation of a depraved pedophile?