If You Plan to Move to Moscow, Idaho
Natalie Rose Greenfield has uploaded a transcript of recorded meeting between her father and Pastor Douglas Wilson of Christ Church, Moscow. In the meeting Mr. Wilson replaced his pastor hat with his mobster hat with his broker hat — but in the end we know that Mr. Wilson picked up his baseball bat to settle this score.
@XianAtty and working for Don Corleone
— Sarah R (@SarieAnneR) February 18, 2016
Life in the Kirk is actually much worse than what the interview reveals, but it’s a good starting point for those of you who may be considering Moscow, Idaho, for your next home.
And Katie Botkin has written another great post, which she titled The Man Who Would Be King.
All this for a coffee shop.
UPDATE:
Via CREC Memes:
If you do wish to move to Moscow, it is a wonderful town with many churches led by good, decent people. However, the church run by by Jabba the “Pastor” does not fall into that category. But if you insist on moving here because of whatever spell “Pastor” Wilson has cast on you, and you are a female, pray that your breasts meet his approval.
I know I shouldn’t, but I laughed really hard at this.
Me too. Dude’s funny.
Me too, Dash! I thought of the correlation to The Godfather not long ago. Someone needs to write a play about the Kirk as a parody of the Mafia.