It’s crazy that in all my bizarre, embarrassing, foul scandals, the same individual always pops up.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 13, 2016
Pedophiles are people too, you small-breasted wetnurse harridan harpy shrew lumberjack dyke biddies.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 18, 2016
I’m writing a sequel to “Reforming Marriage”: “The Glory of State-Approved Line-of-Sight Chaperones in Covenant Homes.”
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
There’s no father hunger like the cravings of a pedophile who hasn’t been allowed to touch his son in a year.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
Sins I won’t be preaching/blogging against any time soon: gluttony, vaingloriousness, intellectual property theft.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
@KirkCEO …pedophilia
— (((Teresa Rincon))) (@ymmarta) August 17, 2016
My church doesn’t have spiritual abuse. We have faithful parishioners who submit to me, and #intolerista heretic apostates we gaslight.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 10, 2016
Are you aggrieved? By definition you’re in rebellion against me and thus in sin.
You’re probably an #intolerista, too.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 11, 2016
My followers agree with me 100% and back me up all I want and get ostracized if they try to leave and know my Kirk is NOT a cult.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 11, 2016
Not only is my Kirk definitely not a cult, nobody would ever want to leave or even attempt to try.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 18, 2016
Kirkers: ignore the fact that my elder board is laughably full of my family members & toadies and they couldn’t check my power if they tried
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 9, 2016
New song:
Dont know much about history
Dont know much about theology
But I know that if you submit to me
What a wonderful world it would be— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 4, 2016
Today on MaBlog, I’ll be using religion to justify doing horrible things to other people. Like yesterday, and so on.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 21, 2016
When I can’t say anything nice, I say it on MaBlog.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 5, 2016
You can tell how much I love my neighbor by the vitriol I spew in my books, on my blog, and at my church.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 22, 2016
Allow me to summarize my blogging this week: I got #99problems but feeling sorry about my lies about a rape victim isn’t one.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 9, 2015
Well, and then there are the Greyfriars who get arrested for DUI. I’ve bailed them out a bunch, too. #GreyfriarsHall
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
And the attempted strangulation guy. So I guess I go to prison a lot. But it’s not like I’m, you know, IN prison.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
#randomthought If you can get laid in a prison cell, is it still considered penetrating, conquering, colonizing, and planting?
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
It had better not be receiving, surrendering, accepting; that’s for damn sure.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
See “you can get high and get laid in a 6′ × 8′ prison cell” & “A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.”
Pastors who voted for Obama should resign. Pastors who wed pedophiles should be the heads of their denominations.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 6, 2016
See Doug Wilson Says Ministers Who Voted for Obama Should Resign
Don’t worry, @rachelheldevans. The snotty stuff I’ve said about you wasn’t plagiarized.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
Problem solved, guys: I just realized that my quotation mark key is broken.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 11, 2015
Oddly, “feckless” was not one of the definitions that @RandyBooth2 and I plagiarized.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 12, 2015
Pro tip: A misSPELLED citation is a citation problem. A missING citation is plagiarism. @douglaswils @veritaspress #wordsmithy
— grendel (@DreadGrendel) May 7, 2016