Well, and then there are the Greyfriars who get arrested for DUI. I’ve bailed them out a bunch, too. #GreyfriarsHall

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

And the attempted strangulation guy. So I guess I go to prison a lot. But it’s not like I’m, you know, IN prison.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

#randomthought If you can get laid in a prison cell, is it still considered penetrating, conquering, colonizing, and planting?

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

It had better not be receiving, surrendering, accepting; that’s for damn sure.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

See “you can get high and get laid in a 6′ × 8′ prison cell” & “A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.”