Tagged “Not Doug Wilson”

@KirkCEO: “my Kirk is NOT a cult”

My followers agree with me 100% and back me up all I want and get ostracized if they try to leave and know my Kirk is NOT a cult.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 11, 2016

Not only is my Kirk definitely not a cult, nobody would ever want to leave or even attempt to try.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 18, 2016

Kirkers: ignore the fact that my elder board is laughably full of my family members & toadies and they couldn’t check my power if they tried

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 9, 2016

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“What a Wonderful World” by @KirkCEO

“Don’t know much”

New song:
Dont know much about history
Dont know much about theology
But I know that if you submit to me
What a wonderful world it would be

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 4, 2016

@KirkCEO says it on Mablog

Today on MaBlog, I’ll be using religion to justify doing horrible things to other people. Like yesterday, and so on.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 21, 2016

When I can’t say anything nice, I say it on MaBlog.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 5, 2016

You can tell how much I love my neighbor by the vitriol I spew in my books, on my blog, and at my church.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 22, 2016

Allow me to summarize my blogging this week: I got #99problems but feeling sorry about my lies about a rape victim isn’t one.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 9, 2015

@KirkCEO: #GreyfriarsHall

Well, and then there are the Greyfriars who get arrested for DUI. I’ve bailed them out a bunch, too. #GreyfriarsHall

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

And the attempted strangulation guy. So I guess I go to prison a lot. But it’s not like I’m, you know, IN prison.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

#randomthought If you can get laid in a prison cell, is it still considered penetrating, conquering, colonizing, and planting?

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

It had better not be receiving, surrendering, accepting; that’s for damn sure.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015

See “you can get high and get laid in a 6′ × 8′ prison cell” & “A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.”

Memo to the CREC from KirkCEO

“a fundamental condition of cluelessness”

Pastors who voted for Obama should resign. Pastors who wed pedophiles should be the heads of their denominations.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 6, 2016

See Doug Wilson Says Ministers Who Voted for Obama Should Resign

@KirkCEO with a reminder to @rachelheldevans

Don’t worry, @rachelheldevans. The snotty stuff I’ve said about you wasn’t plagiarized.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016

@KirkCEO

Problem solved, guys: I just realized that my quotation mark key is broken.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 11, 2015

Oddly, “feckless” was not one of the definitions that @RandyBooth2 and I plagiarized.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 12, 2015

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@KirkCEO: The Nostradamus of Twitter

Absurdity Meets Reality in Doug Wilson

“How much do you want to bet I’m going to accuse Wikipedia of actually plagiarizing me?” Continue reading →

And now a word from @KirkCEO

By “Omnibus,” I mean we plagiarized a little from everybody.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016

When you think about it, plagiarism is kind of the highest form of flattery.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016

@DreadGrendel — “23 reasons women should marry by age 7”

Great leader, where is the blog post you promised on 23 reasons women should marry by age 7? @KirkCEO

— grendel (@DreadGrendel) April 26, 2016

@KirkCEO — “And people call us a cult.”

In my Kirk, parishioners ask their Pastor’s permission to report crime to the police.

And people call us a cult.

Sheesh.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 23, 2016

@KirkCEO — “I wed child molesters.”

I’m very concerned about food idolatry. Also I wed child molesters. #thingsthatmakemetick

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 20, 2014

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@KirkCEO

I tell you, open your eyes & look at the Logos field house! The bleachers are full of kids needing safety from the pedophiles I protect.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 18, 2016

I went straight into the Navy. When I got out, I was bent as a corkscrew.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 16, 2016