@KirkCEO
I figure, not getting caught in a lie is practically the same as telling the truth. Thanks, @MoscowIdahoUSA
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 25, 2017
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#newmottoforNSA
“Downtown is our campus, whether it wants to be or not” #newmottoforNSA
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 24, 2015
“Downtown is our campus, which is pretty sad, since this is Moscow, Idaho” #newmottoforNSA
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 24, 2015
“Rise to a new level of mastery over submissive women, if you have the right junk” #newmottoforNSA
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 24, 2015
I love that @NewSaintAndrews motto, “Rise to a new level of mastery.” Makes me think of Steven Sitler and some of those others.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 12, 2016
Funnier than the #Wordsmithy
Doesn’t lie either
Today, I choose hatred. I choose exclusion. I choose mocking the suffering of my seminarians’ rape victims.
Today’s like any other day.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 2, 2016
If I find out who has called me ruthless I will destroy him.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 30, 2016
Jesus: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone at her.
Me: ::dumps eleven tons of loose bits of granite & limestone on the biddy::
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 9, 2015
#Wordsmithy Week
But you really ought to register for yet another Wordsmithy conference, despite my utter inability to write a nonsensical book or blog!
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 7, 2015
Looking forward to my #Wordsmithy conference, which won’t be even slightly tainted by my extensive record of plagiarism.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 30, 2016
#GuideToCourtship #urge
Guide to courtship for @newsaintandrews men & Greyfriars:
1. Talk to her dad
2. If you already raped her, I’ll urge the judge to be lenient— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 15, 2016
#NewSaintAndrews
So if it’s sin to have gay sex, sin to look like you want gay sex, & sin to molest kids, is it sin to look like a @newsaintandrews student?
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 1, 2016
“Soft”
“He talks with a lisp, he is limp-wristed, he walks like Liberace in a pair of skinny jeans, he is really into fabric design, and so on. In other words, sex aside, sexual activity aside, everything about him screams gay. Without any sex at all, and without any sexual activity on the horizon, he is being effeminate. And that is a sin.” — Douglas Wilson Continue reading
#BiblicalRepublic
In a biblical republic like the one I’m creating, pedophiles will be put to death. But until everyone’s doing things my way, I’ll wed them.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
I’m a biblical absolutist. That’s why I wed pedophiles who want to father children.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
You guys, I am NOT pro-pedophilia. I am just in favor of wedding pedophiles who want kids & urging judges to go easy on them.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
#crazy
It’s crazy that in all my bizarre, embarrassing, foul scandals, the same individual always pops up.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 13, 2016
Pedophiles are people too, you small-breasted wetnurse harridan harpy shrew lumberjack dyke biddies.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 18, 2016
Reforming Marriage
I’m writing a sequel to “Reforming Marriage”: “The Glory of State-Approved Line-of-Sight Chaperones in Covenant Homes.”
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
Father Hunger
There’s no father hunger like the cravings of a pedophile who hasn’t been allowed to touch his son in a year.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
“Sins I won’t be preaching/blogging against any time soon”
Sins I won’t be preaching/blogging against any time soon: gluttony, vaingloriousness, intellectual property theft.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
@KirkCEO …pedophilia
— (((Teresa Rincon))) (@ymmarta) August 17, 2016
#intolerista
My church doesn’t have spiritual abuse. We have faithful parishioners who submit to me, and #intolerista heretic apostates we gaslight.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 10, 2016
Are you aggrieved? By definition you’re in rebellion against me and thus in sin.
You’re probably an #intolerista, too.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 11, 2016