@KirkCEO with a reminder to @rachelheldevans
Don’t worry, @rachelheldevans. The snotty stuff I’ve said about you wasn’t plagiarized.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
Tweets
@KirkCEO
Problem solved, guys: I just realized that my quotation mark key is broken.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 11, 2015
Oddly, “feckless” was not one of the definitions that @RandyBooth2 and I plagiarized.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 12, 2015
“Pro tip” via @DreadGrendel
Pro tip: A misSPELLED citation is a citation problem. A missING citation is plagiarism. @douglaswils @veritaspress #wordsmithy
— grendel (@DreadGrendel) May 7, 2016
And now a word from @KirkCEO
By “Omnibus,” I mean we plagiarized a little from everybody.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
When you think about it, plagiarism is kind of the highest form of flattery.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 5, 2016
@DreadGrendel — “23 reasons women should marry by age 7”
Great leader, where is the blog post you promised on 23 reasons women should marry by age 7? @KirkCEO
— grendel (@DreadGrendel) April 26, 2016
@KirkCEO — “And people call us a cult.”
In my Kirk, parishioners ask their Pastor’s permission to report crime to the police.
And people call us a cult.
Sheesh.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 23, 2016
@KirkCEO — “I wed child molesters.”
I’m very concerned about food idolatry. Also I wed child molesters. #thingsthatmakemetick
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 20, 2014
@KirkCEO
I tell you, open your eyes & look at the Logos field house! The bleachers are full of kids needing safety from the pedophiles I protect.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 18, 2016
I went straight into the Navy. When I got out, I was bent as a corkscrew.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 16, 2016
@OdinsMessengers
When you help protect men in positions of power instead of protecting children, you participate in one of the lowest forms of cowardice.
— Wesley Petersen (@OdinsMessengers) April 15, 2016
Hurting someone weaker than yourself doesn’t make you strong anymore than picking up a helium balloon makes you a powerlifter.
— Wesley Petersen (@OdinsMessengers) April 14, 2016
@NatalieGfield #millstone
Powerful men who profess Christ & then protect predators belong where Jesus said: in the bottom of the ocean, millstones around their necks.
— Natalie Greenfield (@NatalieGfield) April 9, 2016
Doug Wilson, the Defender of Boogie Men, puts on a conference on sexuality. His arrogance knows no boundaries. https://t.co/TaOdjmKEXH
— Natalie Greenfield (@NatalieGfield) April 9, 2016
@KirkCEO: #imachristianbut
#Imachristianbut I hate a lot of people, especially gays.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
#imachristianbut the South ought to rise again.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
#imachristianbut I wed child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 9, 2015
@KirkCEO: #ThingsImNotSorryFor
For Mr. Mellonhead
Marrying child molesters #thingsimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
Plagiarizing a book that tells lies about #Southernslavery #thingsimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
Promising a cathedral for 15 years and only delivering Anselm House #stuffimnotsorryfor
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 16, 2015
@KirkCEO: “Faithful pastors wed child molesters.”
Faithful pastors wed child molesters. Say it with me, Kirkers.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 29, 2016