#NewSaintAndrews
So if it’s sin to have gay sex, sin to look like you want gay sex, & sin to molest kids, is it sin to look like a @newsaintandrews student?
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 1, 2016
Tweets
#BiblicalRepublic
In a biblical republic like the one I’m creating, pedophiles will be put to death. But until everyone’s doing things my way, I’ll wed them.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
I’m a biblical absolutist. That’s why I wed pedophiles who want to father children.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
You guys, I am NOT pro-pedophilia. I am just in favor of wedding pedophiles who want kids & urging judges to go easy on them.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
#crazy
It’s crazy that in all my bizarre, embarrassing, foul scandals, the same individual always pops up.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) May 13, 2016
Pedophiles are people too, you small-breasted wetnurse harridan harpy shrew lumberjack dyke biddies.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 18, 2016
Reforming Marriage
I’m writing a sequel to “Reforming Marriage”: “The Glory of State-Approved Line-of-Sight Chaperones in Covenant Homes.”
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
Father Hunger
There’s no father hunger like the cravings of a pedophile who hasn’t been allowed to touch his son in a year.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 16, 2016
“Sins I won’t be preaching/blogging against any time soon”
Sins I won’t be preaching/blogging against any time soon: gluttony, vaingloriousness, intellectual property theft.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 17, 2016
@KirkCEO …pedophilia
— (((Teresa Rincon))) (@ymmarta) August 17, 2016
#intolerista
My church doesn’t have spiritual abuse. We have faithful parishioners who submit to me, and #intolerista heretic apostates we gaslight.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 10, 2016
Are you aggrieved? By definition you’re in rebellion against me and thus in sin.
You’re probably an #intolerista, too.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) August 11, 2016
@KirkCEO: “my Kirk is NOT a cult”
My followers agree with me 100% and back me up all I want and get ostracized if they try to leave and know my Kirk is NOT a cult.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 11, 2016
Not only is my Kirk definitely not a cult, nobody would ever want to leave or even attempt to try.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 18, 2016
Kirkers: ignore the fact that my elder board is laughably full of my family members & toadies and they couldn’t check my power if they tried
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 9, 2016
#KirkChivalry
@RachelHeldEvans & @NatalieGfield
Guys who defend the way Douglas Wilson talks to me & other women: Would you be okay with someone talking to your wife or daughter that way?
— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) July 28, 2016
Many men adamantly defend Doug Wilson when he blames me for my own childhood rape. What if the table was turned? https://t.co/66hGw1Q8WB
— Natalie Greenfield (@NatalieGfield) July 29, 2016
“What a Wonderful World” by @KirkCEO
“Don’t know much”
New song:
Dont know much about history
Dont know much about theology
But I know that if you submit to me
What a wonderful world it would be— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) July 4, 2016
@KirkCEO says it on Mablog
Today on MaBlog, I’ll be using religion to justify doing horrible things to other people. Like yesterday, and so on.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) April 21, 2016
When I can’t say anything nice, I say it on MaBlog.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 5, 2016
You can tell how much I love my neighbor by the vitriol I spew in my books, on my blog, and at my church.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 22, 2016
Allow me to summarize my blogging this week: I got #99problems but feeling sorry about my lies about a rape victim isn’t one.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 9, 2015
@KirkCEO: #GreyfriarsHall
Well, and then there are the Greyfriars who get arrested for DUI. I’ve bailed them out a bunch, too. #GreyfriarsHall
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
And the attempted strangulation guy. So I guess I go to prison a lot. But it’s not like I’m, you know, IN prison.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
#randomthought If you can get laid in a prison cell, is it still considered penetrating, conquering, colonizing, and planting?
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
It had better not be receiving, surrendering, accepting; that’s for damn sure.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2015
See “you can get high and get laid in a 6′ × 8′ prison cell” & “A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.”
Memo to the CREC from KirkCEO
“a fundamental condition of cluelessness”
Pastors who voted for Obama should resign. Pastors who wed pedophiles should be the heads of their denominations.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) June 6, 2016
See Doug Wilson Says Ministers Who Voted for Obama Should Resign