Problem solved, guys: I just realized that my quotation mark key is broken.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 11, 2015

Oddly, “feckless” was not one of the definitions that @RandyBooth2 and I plagiarized.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 12, 2015

I think @canonpress could summarize its submissions policy: “We do NOT want your books. We want @douglaswils‘s plagiarized books.”

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 15, 2015

You guys, it’s not whether I’ll plagiarize books, but which books I will plagiarize from.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 15, 2015

My genius son @ndwilsonmutters sometimes publishes my plagiarized books without checking them or anything. No big.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 31, 2015

Sometimes I promote books on my blog that I haven’t read. Sometimes they’re books I purport to have coauthored.

— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) December 31, 2015