@KirkCEO — “I wed child molesters.”
I’m very concerned about food idolatry. Also I wed child molesters. #thingsthatmakemetick
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 20, 2014
Since I can’t get anyone to stop paying attention to how I wed child molesters, I’m going to rant about #gaymarriage.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 18, 2015
I’m going to blog a review of a JRR Tolkein book rather than apologize for wedding child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 22, 2015
In our community, weddings are not arranged or determined by the church. They are arranged by church officers.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) September 25, 2015
I’m being criticized because I’m preaching a radical gospel, not because I wed child molesters & argue over the definition of rape.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 3, 2015
I wed child molesters. That doesn’t make me skuzzbucket vermin; it makes me a Jesus follower, so Imma go around the corner and dance a jig.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 5, 2015
I insult child molesters and wed rape victims. Wait a sec, that’s wrong. Reverse it: I insult rape victims and wed child molesters. There.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 12, 2015
It’s actually weird for me to have a day when I’m NOT blogging about how I’m totally right to wed child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) October 14, 2015
The story I’m telling about Christmas this year involves a lot of obedience & submission.And overlooking my plagiarism & wedding of rapists.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 9, 2015
God is going to punish America for its sin of marrying homosexuals. God is going to bless me for my wedding of child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 20, 2015
Do justice. Love mercy. Walk humbly with God. Damn critics. Mock rape victims. Wed child molesters. #credendaagenda
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 21, 2015
Churches I deem “emasculating” are tons more of a problem than churches that wed child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) November 23, 2015
A faithful Christian is one who submits to his pastor & his handpicked elders, and never questions why his pastor weds child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 28, 2016
Faithful pastors wed child molesters. Say it with me, Kirkers.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) February 29, 2016
When I post. Very short book reviews. On MaBlog. With sentence fragments. It distracts. From the fact that I wed child molesters.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 15, 2016
In my Kirk, we don’t do hipster worship music or smoke machines or anything. We do wed child molesters, though.
— Not Doug Wilson (@KirkCEO) March 26, 2016