Do you want to feed thousands at virtually no cost? Here’s how:
— Preheat your oven to whatever temperature you feel appropriate, or simply leave it cold.
— Prepare a box of Craft Morecaroni and Cheese, or Craft Cheese and Shells
— Slice and add 4 hotdogs. One dog should be kosher, one should be Cajun, two others to your own tastes.
— Season to taste with spicy words like “Heresy,” “Grievous,” and “Confession” but make not to weigh or measure them.
— Place in preheated oven and chortle. While waiting do not read N.T. Wright’s “Jesus and the Victory of God.”
— After forty-five minutes, remove from oven with special asbestos-coated Heresy-B-Gone oven mitts.
— Distribute this bowl of proposition and cheese to John Robbins, who will reduce it to ones and zeros, and select and place the best noodles on the internet for you.
— Eat until cold.

Craft Morecaroni and Cheese . . .
What’s your denomination serving?